So some of the belligerents were hanging out in comms one day, shooting the shit, when Galena noticed someone posting their eve stream in recruitment alongside their corp ad. They were, of course, mining. It was only a retriever, but there was nothing else going on and it’s worth checking these sorts of things out just in case it gets suddenly interesting, as things have a way of doing.

 

Getting into the corp was fairly simple, and the safari went smoothly. There was a destroyed retriever, some Benny Hill music and some amount of tears. Our man eventually gave it up, dropped corp, and went back to hanging out on comms.

 

Someone was still watching the stream and noticed in his hanger was an Orca. It flashed by quickly, so we weren’t sure if it was in his hanger or in the corp hanger, but it was definitely an Orca. Another thing they noticed was that his clone wasn’t updated. So, rousing into action once more, they formed a quick plan.

 

Our streamer was what you would call ignorant of the game. He had about 5 million skillpoints, but he seems to have trouble distinguishing his ass from a hole in the ground, so we think this could turn out pretty good.

 

SharpNine gets into corp with him and hangs out long enough to get his skype info, which only takes about fifteen minutes and shoots the shit while a second person in a fast-locking frig also gets into corp. As soon as the frig lands on the field, Sharp murders his Retriever (the second one in as many hours) and the frig quickly grabs hold of the pod.

 

Sharp trys to call the guy on skype only to be refused, so he opens a convo, ransoming the dude under the pretense that if you die with an un-upgraded clone you lose all of your skills. That’s not true, but our target doesn’t know that.

 

  1. [ 2013.04.12 23:51:15 ] SharpNine Sasen > open up your character panel
  2. [ 2013.04.12 23:51:22 ] SharpNine Sasen > what clone grade do you have?
  3. [ 2013.04.12 23:51:27 ] SharpNine Sasen > this would be easier if you picked up skype
  4. [ 2013.04.12 23:51:47 ] Exodus Amos > fuck it kill me
  5. [ 2013.04.12 23:51:53 ] SharpNine Sasen > pick up skype please
  6. [ 2013.04.12 23:51:54 ] Exodus Amos > wont get that orca
  7. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:11 ] SharpNine Sasen > i have important things to say to you
  8. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:20 ] Exodus Amos > thats alright
  9. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:32 ] SharpNine Sasen > You only have a 900k skillpoint clone
  10. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:38 ] Exodus Amos > yup…
  11. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:40 ] SharpNine Sasen > if you die you lose all of your skillpoints down to 900k
  12. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:45 ] Exodus Amos > i know that
  13. [ 2013.04.12 23:52:47 ] SharpNine Sasen > that means you are losing 4mil sp
  14. [ 2013.04.12 23:53:19 ] SharpNine Sasen > would you like to save those 4 million skill points?
  15. [ 2013.04.12 23:53:27 ] SharpNine Sasen > i can let you keep them. but you have to help me out
  16. [ 2013.04.12 23:53:30 ] Exodus Amos > you want the orca right
  17. [ 2013.04.12 23:53:39 ] SharpNine Sasen > yep
  18. [ 2013.04.12 23:53:41 ] SharpNine Sasen > thats all
  19. [ 2013.04.12 23:53:48 ] SharpNine Sasen > nothing more, nothing less. the white whale.
  20. [ 2013.04.12 23:54:25 ] SharpNine Sasen > willing to make a trade, four months of skill training for one orca?
  21. [ 2013.04.12 23:55:21 ] Exodus Amos > go ahead……..
  22. [ 2013.04.12 23:55:43 ] SharpNine Sasen > no orca? you are gonna lose 4 million skill points. 4 months of training
  23. [ 2013.04.12 23:55:47 ] SharpNine Sasen > i will not pod you
  24. [ 2013.04.12 23:56:29 ] Exodus Amos > gosh ….
  25. [ 2013.04.12 23:56:52 ] SharpNine Sasen > okay here is the deal
  26. [ 2013.04.12 23:57:04 ] SharpNine Sasen > I DO NOT want to take all of this sp from you
  27. [ 2013.04.12 23:57:24 ] SharpNine Sasen > i want this to be an easy deal
  28. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:05 ] Exodus Amos > orca or skill points eh
  29. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:12 ] Exodus Amos > you kill me you get nothing
  30. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:19 ] Exodus Amos > so doesnt matter does it
  31. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:20 ] SharpNine Sasen > its literally 4 months of training
  32. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:21 ] SharpNine Sasen > are you sure
  33. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:22 ] SharpNine Sasen > ?
  34. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:30 ] Exodus Amos > yup

 

Sharp’s a bit dissapointed at not getting the Orca, but remembers that he wasn’t sure if the Orca was in the dude’s personal hanger or the corp hanger, so he hatches another plan quickly.

 

[ 2013.04.12 23:58:32 ] SharpNine Sasen > hmm

  1. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:39 ] SharpNine Sasen > fine
  2. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:42 ] SharpNine Sasen > i dont want the orca
  3. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:47 ] SharpNine Sasen > but i do want something frmo you
  4. [ 2013.04.12 23:58:55 ] Exodus Amos > ?
  5. [ 2013.04.12 23:59:25 ] SharpNine Sasen > I would like to give medals to myself and my comrades in this scam
  6. [ 2013.04.12 23:59:34 ] SharpNine Sasen > i must design them
  7. [ 2013.04.13 00:00:05 ] Exodus Amos > it really isnt a scam if you dont get anything
  8. [ 2013.04.13 00:00:27 ] SharpNine Sasen > the pride of stealing all of your sp from beneath you?
  9. [ 2013.04.13 00:00:41 ] Exodus Amos > how do i know you wont kill me and take mmy orca?
  10. [ 2013.04.13 00:02:10 ] SharpNine Sasen > if i kill you i get nothing
  11. [ 2013.04.13 00:02:16 ] SharpNine Sasen > and i cant check that i have the orca until i dock
  12. [ 2013.04.13 00:02:21 ] SharpNine Sasen > so that guarantees your safety
  13. [ 2013.04.13 00:02:52 ] Exodus Amos > nothing else you wwant no other options ?
  14. [ 2013.04.13 00:03:09 ] SharpNine Sasen > well if you give me director role in the corp so i can give myself medals, that would suffice
  15. [ 2013.04.13 00:03:32 ] Exodus Amos > suffice what
  16. [ 2013.04.13 00:03:37 ] SharpNine Sasen > for me letting you go
  17. [ 2013.04.13 00:03:51 ] SharpNine Sasen > again, i have to dock to create the medals, so that guarantees your safety.
  18. [ 2013.04.13 00:04:55 ] Exodus Amos > so you woul make a medal and let me go ?
  19. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:01 ] SharpNine Sasen > yep
  20. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:05 ] SharpNine Sasen > that was a warning shot btwe
  21. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:23 ] Exodus Amos > okay
  22. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:26 ] Exodus Amos > medals then
  23. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:30 ] SharpNine Sasen > director roles
  24. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:36 ] SharpNine Sasen > i must design them myself
  25. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:43 ] SharpNine Sasen > and to design i must dock
  26. [ 2013.04.13 00:05:50 ] SharpNine Sasen > so your safety is guaranteed
  27. [ 2013.04.13 00:07:17 ] SharpNine Sasen > what are you waiting for?
  28. [ 2013.04.13 00:07:19 ] SharpNine Sasen > another shot?
  29. [ 2013.04.13 00:08:21 ] Exodus Amos > there ya go
  30. [ 2013.04.13 00:09:00 ] Exodus Amos > free to go ?
  31. [ 2013.04.13 00:09:10 ] SharpNine Sasen > sure man
  32. [ 2013.04.13 00:09:27 ] SharpNine Sasen > after the medals get assigned
  33. [ 2013.04.13 00:11:21 ] SharpNine Sasen > one more thing
  34. [ 2013.04.13 00:11:27 ] Exodus Amos > ?
  35. [ 2013.04.13 00:11:33 ] SharpNine Sasen > contract me the orca please
  36. [ 2013.04.13 00:11:44 ] Exodus Amos > that wasnt the deal
  37. [ 2013.04.13 00:11:56 ] SharpNine Sasen > whos still pointed in their lowgrade clone alpha, you or i?
  38. [ 2013.04.13 00:12:09 ] Exodus Amos > ill self destruct then
  39. [ 2013.04.13 00:12:45 ] SharpNine Sasen > just the orca buddy
  40. [ 2013.04.13 00:12:46 ] SharpNine Sasen > thats all
  41. [ 2013.04.13 00:12:52 ] SharpNine Sasen > ill even not steal your corp
  42. [ 2013.04.13 00:13:10 ] SharpNine Sasen > pick up on skype
  43. [ 2013.04.13 00:13:40 ] SharpNine Sasen > i control all shares on corp
  44. [ 2013.04.13 00:13:42 ] SharpNine Sasen > i own the corp
  45. [ 2013.04.13 00:14:23 ] Exodus Amos > i hope you fuck your self with it
  46. [ 2013.04.13 00:15:54 ] SharpNine Sasen > forty five viewers
  47. [ 2013.04.13 00:15:58 ] SharpNine Sasen > i got you the most you’ve ever had
  48. [ 2013.04.13 00:16:03 ] SharpNine Sasen > better than shooting rocks all day
  49. [ 2013.04.13 00:16:08 ] SharpNine Sasen > admit it, you had fun
  50. [ 2013.04.13 00:16:13 ] Exodus Amos > now you got alot of people knowing who you are now
  51. [ 2013.04.13 00:16:17 ] SharpNine Sasen > Psychotic Monk for CSM!!!
  52. [ 2013.04.13 00:17:11 ] SharpNine Sasen > im glad this has taught you to upgrade your clone
  53. [ 2013.04.13 00:18:56 ] Exodus Amos > but look at this ¬†Exodus Amos’s Orca i got one bitch
  54. [ 2013.04.13 00:19:49 ] SharpNine Sasen > nice orca, i have a corp :)
  55. [ 2013.04.13 00:19:53 ] SharpNine Sasen > ill trade it for one orca :)
  56. [ 2013.04.13 00:20:14 ] SharpNine Sasen > ill give it all back
  57. [ 2013.04.13 00:20:54 ] Exodus Amos > why do i need a corp ?
  58. [ 2013.04.13 00:20:57 ] Exodus Amos > fuck you
  59. [ 2013.04.13 00:21:02 ] SharpNine Sasen > idk yo
  60. [ 2013.04.13 00:21:47 ] SharpNine Sasen > What lessons have you learned today? upgrade your clone, screen recruits, do not autopilot. I even got you 45 viewers on your stream
  61. [ 2013.04.13 00:21:53 ] SharpNine Sasen > this was themost exciting night of your EVE life
  62. [ 2013.04.13 00:21:57 ] SharpNine Sasen > you should be thanking me
  63. [ 2013.04.13 00:22:04 ] SharpNine Sasen > you should be begging me to take your orca
  64. [ 2013.04.13 00:27:46 ] SharpNine Sasen > so, you arent interested in keeping the corp?
  65. [ 2013.04.13 00:28:07 ] Exodus Amos > lol no not at all

 

So, we futzed around for a couple hours messing around and mugging for the stream. In the end, we didn’t really get or kill anything of value, but it’s super neat to have stolen a corp from someone and that makes a nice trophy. Plus, everyone involved has a pretty good time. Win/win!